"We could mix it with lavender water if you'd like. That would be nice. Clean and floral without being perfumey." When she's done wiping his nose clean she boops the tip. Yes. She says 'boop' and if he ever tells anyone she might have to deny having ever met him.

"I've learned a few tricks about taking care of my skin, and I'm happy to teach you."

With the washing-up done she takes a minute to rinse out the sponge and squeeze it as dry as she can before setting it beside the sink. "Okay, facial time. Hold your breath please."

It starts with another misting of rosewater. Then she applies the mask, starting with his cheeks. She works with careful assurance, smoothing it over the skin on his face and then working her way up over his bare head. There's less of a massage involved this time.