[That's... actually not true. Whitney Houston's version is a cover of the original by Chaka Khan.]

"Mm, who'd have thought it was hiding behind such a pretty face?" She will flirt with Hunter until the day she dies (or he tells her to stop), because it's utterly safe. "A hipster is a person who loves edgy and obscure things. They listen to bands other people haven't heard of, have strict ethical rules for the food they eat, things like that."